LAST BARTAR SYSTEM EXISTED IN INDIA

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Remember when ?

I dont know when but ya..it surely existed ..in Gujarat a decade back
and also exits in some parts of the GUJARAT .

Utensils inplace of old clothes.

HOw the Hawkers approch of sale ?

He/She keeps on chanting  PRALABARNI.

means utensils and vessels
in the exchange of the clothes

Well its not a east job,,,even more worst than bargaining .


The corresponing seller want more and more clothes in place of
a small utensil or a vessel.

u give 5 to 8 clotes u get a small vessel.
For a sort of cooker u need to pull down entire wardrobe of your old clothes

:D

Repetative Chants JOBS

 Person working at Laptops and Smartphones shops .


SO the whats the questions they encounter.
wat ever they come ..they have to learn this slogan

HP :one year service
   4 gb ram
   2 gb dedicated graphic card
   1 tb hd

Dell :3 years accidental polity
     "rest is the same


MOBILE fellow : 2 gb ram
                1.5 ghz quad core processor
Gorilla glass
dual camera  ,dual sim
     

TWO MOST FRUSTATING MOMENT WHILE SHOPPING :D

Shopping is one of the most joyous feeling but it comes at a cost of standing long.

SUPERMARKET : Once u are don't withe all ur grocery and etc shopping.
U decide which Queue to stand .
There will be 10 Queue ...u don't see the person standing ..but rather the basket of his
.sometimes there are 2 person in the queue with 10 tons of thing
and next queue there are 5 person standing in the line with hand full of the thing.

But
Majority of time the person standing in front of u in your queue
have plenty of thing with two unstuck bar code..which always make the cashier in doubt
and later enter manually or look out for the similar  bar code
The moment is very frustrating.

SECOND INSTANCE is the Change room of the mall

The person inside does what , GOD knows.

First he takes 4 piece with him . change all and show them to his corresponding person

the left and right dressing room always open first ..but the ones you are standing always
take times
:D  

THAT FRUSTRATING Whats app Group.

Well ,We all are in that one whats app group   we hate the most.
It must be any old family friends, distance cousins, mates of school
and some x , y z friend .

Well we always hate this group.
For many reasons

PINGING unnecessary

GOOD MORNING and GOOD Evening.

ASKED IN IIT's only 1 % can answer

Signs of movie ,actor, places :D


There are plenty of such group

Majority have kept this as a silent.

Majority also are thinking ..we will escape that one late night ..when
everyone is sleeping...:D

SALE FLAT 50 % ..is it Really ??

well we all know there are three season summer,monsoon ,winter in FIFO .
It's just sometimes the dominance of summer which don't follow FIFO all times,
Come and go as cameo in between Monsoon and winter.

There one more season called as SALE .
which comes twice once in JAN and once in Mid JULY to AUG.

Well thing happens in sale.

You get message and call from everywhere u had fed your no ..which at times
is frustrating if u are in work.

Sale is always applicable if u buy 2 to 3.

There is never a flat 50 % sale because


There is always fresh stock ,..,:D

A Woodland shoes u like it or a LOUIS PHILLIP shirt
will be never on sale..or it will be buy 2 get 3 free..

What  I  am supposed to do with that 3 LP shirt.

THE WORST thing about sale is


They have sorted on the basis of HOURS ..and even gender discrimination
and the last but not the least is that
Never ending QUEUE.

SODA AND LAYS AND ICE = PARTY :D

Well liqur is almost legal in all the states of INDIA .
But we all know  GUJARAT is always and will be dry state of INDIA.

HOW to make out there gone a party tonigh.

A general scenario ..is that

If a customer comes at ur shop ..for SODA , ICE AND CHIPS (multiple , chakna)
There gone a PARTY at his home.

FREE Service is never a FREE SERVICE :D

FREE SERVICE :

Free services mistakes

Well u purchase a car or a bike

there are 3 free services given by mostly all   companies.

First one is line 1000 km or 3 months whichever comes first.

Mistakes Indian DO is that we forget whichever comes first .


Second thing is that

Free service is always associated with a $$
MONEY

Fellow will tell u something or other u are bound to take it

sometime he will tell engine oil is must ...
or external coating or etc etc


That free service which u are looking for is never a free service

:D