LAST BARTAR SYSTEM EXISTED IN INDIA

 .

Remember when ?

I dont know when but ya..it surely existed ..in Gujarat a decade back
and also exits in some parts of the GUJARAT .

Utensils inplace of old clothes.

HOw the Hawkers approch of sale ?

He/She keeps on chanting  PRALABARNI.

means utensils and vessels
in the exchange of the clothes

Well its not a east job,,,even more worst than bargaining .


The corresponing seller want more and more clothes in place of
a small utensil or a vessel.

u give 5 to 8 clotes u get a small vessel.
For a sort of cooker u need to pull down entire wardrobe of your old clothes

:D

Repetative Chants JOBS

 Person working at Laptops and Smartphones shops .


SO the whats the questions they encounter.
wat ever they come ..they have to learn this slogan

HP :one year service
   4 gb ram
   2 gb dedicated graphic card
   1 tb hd

Dell :3 years accidental polity
     "rest is the same


MOBILE fellow : 2 gb ram
                1.5 ghz quad core processor
Gorilla glass
dual camera  ,dual sim
     

TWO MOST FRUSTATING MOMENT WHILE SHOPPING :D

Shopping is one of the most joyous feeling but it comes at a cost of standing long.

SUPERMARKET : Once u are don't withe all ur grocery and etc shopping.
U decide which Queue to stand .
There will be 10 Queue ...u don't see the person standing ..but rather the basket of his
.sometimes there are 2 person in the queue with 10 tons of thing
and next queue there are 5 person standing in the line with hand full of the thing.

But
Majority of time the person standing in front of u in your queue
have plenty of thing with two unstuck bar code..which always make the cashier in doubt
and later enter manually or look out for the similar  bar code
The moment is very frustrating.

SECOND INSTANCE is the Change room of the mall

The person inside does what , GOD knows.

First he takes 4 piece with him . change all and show them to his corresponding person

the left and right dressing room always open first ..but the ones you are standing always
take times
:D  

THAT FRUSTRATING Whats app Group.

Well ,We all are in that one whats app group   we hate the most.
It must be any old family friends, distance cousins, mates of school
and some x , y z friend .

Well we always hate this group.
For many reasons

PINGING unnecessary

GOOD MORNING and GOOD Evening.

ASKED IN IIT's only 1 % can answer

Signs of movie ,actor, places :D


There are plenty of such group

Majority have kept this as a silent.

Majority also are thinking ..we will escape that one late night ..when
everyone is sleeping...:D

SALE FLAT 50 % ..is it Really ??

well we all know there are three season summer,monsoon ,winter in FIFO .
It's just sometimes the dominance of summer which don't follow FIFO all times,
Come and go as cameo in between Monsoon and winter.

There one more season called as SALE .
which comes twice once in JAN and once in Mid JULY to AUG.

Well thing happens in sale.

You get message and call from everywhere u had fed your no ..which at times
is frustrating if u are in work.

Sale is always applicable if u buy 2 to 3.

There is never a flat 50 % sale because


There is always fresh stock ,..,:D

A Woodland shoes u like it or a LOUIS PHILLIP shirt
will be never on sale..or it will be buy 2 get 3 free..

What  I  am supposed to do with that 3 LP shirt.

THE WORST thing about sale is


They have sorted on the basis of HOURS ..and even gender discrimination
and the last but not the least is that
Never ending QUEUE.

SODA AND LAYS AND ICE = PARTY :D

Well liqur is almost legal in all the states of INDIA .
But we all know  GUJARAT is always and will be dry state of INDIA.

HOW to make out there gone a party tonigh.

A general scenario ..is that

If a customer comes at ur shop ..for SODA , ICE AND CHIPS (multiple , chakna)
There gone a PARTY at his home.

FREE Service is never a FREE SERVICE :D

FREE SERVICE :

Free services mistakes

Well u purchase a car or a bike

there are 3 free services given by mostly all   companies.

First one is line 1000 km or 3 months whichever comes first.

Mistakes Indian DO is that we forget whichever comes first .


Second thing is that

Free service is always associated with a $$
MONEY

Fellow will tell u something or other u are bound to take it

sometime he will tell engine oil is must ...
or external coating or etc etc


That free service which u are looking for is never a free service

:D 

HAND Writing .

We , all know the Gandhiji had one of the worst handwriting, but we also know
doctors of INDIA also have the same.
DOCTORS : have a bad hand writing :Is that come in their academics,??

It's not limited to MBBS, but also MD DM  and MS AND MCH.

At times even  chemist is in the doubt..is that overlapping a or
e.



9/10 doctor's have a very bad  handwriting.

A font should be introduce  just like arial , times roman .

:DOCTORS .
:D

BIG FAT INDIAN WEDDING!!

 Well in INDIA , November and December is a marriage season , everthing  whether its horse or pony  , 

a beauty parlor ,  dj  , pandit or maharaj  , catering , hotel room is jam packed. Well here in Gujarat mostly..must be the same scene in other states also .

NRI prefer to come as its a bit cold and probably the best time to marrige.

Recently I  HAD been to many of my relatives and friend marrige and found something strange .

Well on an invitaion card  dinner timing was  mentioned from 7 to 11 , so generally guest arrive after 7, but were is the bride and groom 

They dint arrive till 8.30 ...:d

Many guest who came had finish by 7.45 but were busy waiting for the couple to come so that they can finish the formality .

 :D

The art of bargaining ......500..no 400 no 375 no 325 ok done :D

 

 

Well Barganing is a art , those who know  are the best consumers .Its not  a easy task and in India its really not easy..

 

Only Rule of bargaining 

 

First and formost .

Suppose  I  go to the shop and like a  shoes and the  seller tell me 1000 bugs .

And  u straightforward tell him 800 and if say yes. U are caugh in confusion

U don’t have to say it so soon , the conversation ends with buying up the shoes,

 

Instead start with like I  want 600 and he will say , even i  don’t get in 600 bucks himself

Than late try reverce process, increase ur price 600 to 650 and walk a little and tell him the

final price .

The CHANGED QUEUE!!!!!

How often it happens  when u change the queue and join the adjacent , hoping to run fast ??

Almost  7/10  times we do such things especially in the mall , movie tickets petrol bunk and mostly in the traffic.

And did that the thing work ???

the answer will be no atleast 50 % of times.

:D 

Luxury is now a Basic NECESSITY !!

Well, something which were luxury some years back is now a necessity !!

One of the best example is AC : Air Condition.

In late 90;s if u see  window ac hanging outside any  room the person was considered a rich .

Now a days these thing is every next door.Thanks to EMI which has changes the entire scenario of  shopping.

and also a BIG thanks to that AUTO OFF AND ON BUTTON in ur ac because every unit counts.:D

We all set a timer of 3 to 5 hr depending upon the coolness and the financial ability.

Isnt it ?????

WHAT HAPPENS IN INDIA

THINGS INDINA SAYS

Well Here in INDIA

I have experienced both of these things ..

While riding a bike  , if u have forgotten to pull up ur side stand and you  are driving
without knowing .There will be some or other person who will come and tell ur side stand is
not proper or pull it up.

Second thing is .while driving your vehicle with head  lights on , and u will  encounter this many times
some people  will  indicate ur head light is on with shaking his hand sign.

Address : Well GPS is hardly used mostly in luxury car.
People still have a habit of asking stranger on road or the best is to  ask
AUTO drivers.


:D

FREE SHIPPING ????

THAT SHIPPING CHARGE IS HALF THE RATE OF THE ORDER PURCHASE .

E commerce ..is the cheapest and most used these days in India.

U get..so many things all thing in all sizes these days ..some e commerce sites
has also made 24 hrs delivery which is the best.

Morning u order your product..from office and by the time u reach home. it will be there or may be
next day  morning.

But sometime ..the shipping charge are almost half of even more than half of product.

For eg : a 200 rupee kurti on y**me.com
has an delivery charge of 119 rs.

:D

sometime we order 2..atleast  to save that shipping charge..


LOGIC

cheaper the product ...they cover in shipping charge..

COD AND FREE Shipping will be available in more than 400 to 1000 rs bracket.

PET RULES :D

CONDITION TO  KEEP DOG AS A PET .

Well most of us are dog  lovers..small dog mostly .

PUG is a new pomerian in Indian society.

Before a decade..the most common dog was pomerian
Time changing...ITS PUG now..all thanks to
VODA PHONE.



DOG Only comes to ur place..if
all your family member will agree.

2)Question.. attached ..
mom generally ask...

1) U have to clean up all his mess.


2) Potty will be outside the house :D

3) wat will u do ..when we all go out for trip

4) It should not bark or bite our neighbours.

5) Where will u keep it ?


IS there enough space in our home ??

6) Plz keep it away from dad..u know he hates DOGS

The cUroius case of DAY 1 in the company .

The cUroius case of DAY 1 in the company .

Well u just quit your job  and entered a new company .


There are 2 obvious thing to worry.

First is by default..your colleague.
and second is the sitting arrangement ..with proper air,(AC) ,window facing and away from
the BOSS.

You are given an induction program .


U GET THE PC !!
Things u check

FB IS working ..
85 it wont  work .
u know..but lets check it
:D


Check  for bloggers .,,and some the local site u refer  .


IF  GUJARAT u check   Divya bhaskar is working..


day 1 is always goes on what all things are  blocked and what all are working.

Compared to your X COMPANY .

Everone Wants to be bloggers..with that adsence money :D

everbody want to be a bloggers...


Which blog to start.

TOPIC : the best TECH GREEK
which is 10 ctr c and ctr v

2 Bollywood ..the most controversial ..

3 Politics..

I wont get the audience..

4)SPORTS

ya which will be 75 %cricket and rest is football
with occasional ...tennis updates and pole postion of
ferrari or bmw driver.

Ever person involved with  a sitting job with internet connectivity .

May think

Ad sense ....
u must have also applied for google or any other platform

u have more views..averge 200 to 500 views..but adsense contained found to be
ctr c and  V ..

or case 2 u are qualified..but
u hardly get 10 to 30 odd views..


 :D

isnt it ????

INDIAN MARRIAGE

TWO KIND OF PEOPLE IN INDIA .


Well m 27 years old , and personally 1 have attended ..more than 100 marriage..
25 to 30 of friend , rest of relative and  neighbour.


Well m telling you based on my experience .


There are 2 tasks involved in INDIAN Marriage.

First and foremost is the FOOD ..which we have come up

And second is to give that gift or cover(having default 1  at UNIT Place)
to give to relative friend or to give up to him on the stage.


CASE 1 :
If he is your friend...U will definitely go up to stage.

But the relative...

CASE 2 :

You will never go to the stage..u will give that cover to ..a person sitting with the bags
and record of money .Or u may give the to close relative of the married person.

ONLY FOR LADIES!! Beauty parlor :D

ONLY FOR LADIES!!


Is there  any explanation required..
Beauty parlor :D

have to mentioned ...only for ladies.
its mandatory ..u have to mentioned..



because INDIA ..if they write ..Beauty parlor .


MALES ARE BOUND TO COME.

OPPOSITE SEX ..you KNOW

UNLIKE POLES ATTRACT

:D

:D

MOST COMMON QUESTION IN INDIA !!

There are many common Question , people ask in india.

But the most i have encounterd in last 3 years.
is

Which is the best budget phone in 5 to 10 k ,
10 to 15 k
and less than 20 k.

And all blames GOES TO ANDROID!

Well ther are many question attached  after it .

If u give them the model name.


They will ask ..online is safe.
is cash on delivery available..


resale values of the phone..
there is no fron facing cameras..
ram is not 2 GB
no full HD ...

can we trust chinese  brands..

is there service center in our city  .


wat are accesories they provide..??

and many such Q

:D

THERE ALWAYS CALCULATION IN THE MIND !!!!!

Just suppose u had a visit to a MS ORTHO doctor having a consulting charge of 300 to 500 rs.
For a 5 to 10 min .
We utilize out time so much ...
explain him scenario and sometime,even going ..we ask wat to eat and wat not to eat.
Because 300 rs for a 5 min ..evert min counts..lets ask him .
isnt it .??

NOw the case is not over , u got a file and a prescription.
10 , 10 , 15 tablets with morning , noon and night written .

U go down a medical shop and show the chemist the presciption

ECOTRIN , VOLTAREN ZIPSOR ..some medicine ..

there will be a guy who will find one and put on the table

ECOTRIN ..ten tablets .u check the price
its 77 rs ..u feel ok..and pray that the next voltaren should be cheaper

he puts voltren ..tablets ..having price of 287 rs..
u are shattered...some time u even convience to give 5 tablets

in come ZIPSOR ..15 rs for a strip

u cancel that 5 tablet ..and ask for entire bill


this happens to most of us in  INDIA

THE US CONNECTION :GUJARAT

We all have some body very close or very far ..
far down the  us

Well this  is 100 the case in my state GUJARAT
Just like u will find mallu's in gulf
and punjabi in canada
or tamils in  south asia countres..


GUJJU are almost everywhere in the STATES .

Well here people die to go to us..legally and also at time illegally via :D

Parents mostly want to marry her daughter to a US GUY
and his son to study MS in us .and stay there

Later he would be an frequent visitor.

Second thing is relatives..which  bore us..

Suppose if u are going to us

already u will  be overburden with the luggage  still u have to take some thing ..
and there relatives will also do vice versa when u are comming back from the states.

:D

INDIAN MATRIMONAL ADDS

Ever looked at the INDIAN Matrimonal  adds ???

There are section for all the caste..Hindu  , Muslim , Christian  Sikh  , Parsi ,
and they are further divided into many sub caste..

But most  EYE Catching will be NRI MARRIAGE  advertisement

Looking for a beautiful tall girl with a Rich background and well educated from an reputed college 
for our US Green CARD holder, TALL , fair and earning in 6 digit  $.
AGE 35 

Where where u till 35

busy in adding 0 :D

These is the one example there are many such

:D

RINGTONES MATTERS ??

TOP INDIAN RINGTONES!!1
RINGTONES MATTERS ??
yes or no ..

INDIA  it  matters a lot ..

there are many types of ringtones..
in India

First  :Default serice provider

The default one of the service operator..
Idea , vodapone , airtel .

All people who are not techno freak , or i mean who are simple .
will have this ringtone

Second  ..is instrumental

Old  rajesh khanna and srk songs..

Third  : English ringtones

These are the particulary segement of the college boys..

started with back street, linking  park , akon , eminem  , mg , trance also
and latest is lady gaga and also the hard rock and summer of 69


Fourth  :The spirtual ring tones

HANUMAN CHALISH
BHAGWAN AARATI

and the most famous ringtone ever..

GANPATI AYO BABA RIDDHI SIDDHI layo ..Famous in gujarat and rajasthan

5 Ringtone :English season

These are the ringtone ..for the young generation
from 18 to 30

which watches the english televison series

GAME OF THRONES
Friends
BIG BAN
DOCTOR WHO
Breaking bad
Prison Break

these is purely on the flaunting pupose .
:D

Which one u have :D

THE Appetite OF LIKES !!!!

The appetite of the like

Do u matter the like for the upload picture or status. ???.
I personally  do and many of you also does
.

Well just when we have uploaded a picture or a shard soemthing .

We look for

Who first liked  it
Who commented it
So desperate to look on that notification RED COLOR

We check again and again ..who all liked it..
and get happy inside..there is a number in the mind..50 , 100 and
we  expect to reach there..
isn't it ??

.:D

MOBILE PHONE ARE MORE NECESSARY THAN ...everthing else....

Well, mobile phone are most essential than any other product,in india.

Well we think 10 times buying a washing machine or a fridge of 15 to 20 k , negotiate the price
take emi .I .E discuus a lot buying these products.

Even for the AGM of these  devices we think many times .
We say in mind , will fix when its required .

But the case compelety different  when it comes to smart phone.

We hardly know .anything but people flaut

AMOLED Screen

RAM that 2 GB ram is so necessary , even the buyer laptop must be having not more than 1 GB
but mobile need more ..

13 mega pixel and also front facing is also must :D

we want all the best ..and we take it so easily ..

15  to  20k ..something .nothing for .people in India and we  have 6 months to 1 year EMI for there mobile  running and many times people loses the devices  in between .

Eg : a peon at my office is using s duos mobile  which he bought for 9 k ....3  k more than his salary.

he could have bought a tata sky  or any else connection for this amount ..which could be uselful to his entire family.
or even he could have got refrigerator at his home for this amount .

even the life line of this mobile phone are less , maximum u can use 2 years..but on the contrary
that other products like refrigerator , tv or  washing matching ..last atleast for 10 years.


But our priorities are changing ..

we can spent 20 k easily on mobile..but not on the thing that will be used to entire family.

AN ALTERNATIVE FASTT!!!

Fasting   is a another way of eating good things in many cases.

AN ALTERNATIVE FAST!!


Well we do fast ..
1).to please the god
2)boon
3)reduce fat
4)because he is doing

But we associate  always with the GOD.

Well here at my place ..if u are doing fast ..

U will get all kinds of thing..to eat which u may even not eat in normal life.

FARADI  PIZZA
FARADI  BISCUITS

there is not any single item left that u cannot eat..even after having the fast.

AN ALTERNATIVE FAT FAST 
:D 

JAIN FOOD!!!

 This is the majority  case only for the People living in Gujarat and Rajathan.

 Well first thing we use to do while going to check in restaurants

VEG OR NONVEG

FOOD IS CLASSIFIED AS

VEG AND NON VEG

IN VEG its is further divided as


JAIN AND  SWAMINARAYAN

NONVEG  culture is very less in almost all the major parts of GUJARAT and some parts of RAJASTHAN also .

Even in marriage there are 2 counter

VEG  AND  NON VEG

But  there also a JAIN FOOD.
Which we people check

before entering the restaurant..

JAIN ( NO ONION'S no GARLIC  NO POTATO)

and even swaminarayan food also exits in Gujarat which includes potato but no onion and garlic.

MIDDLE SURNAME : MATTERS OR NOT ????

GONE ARE THE DAYS  where people were know from the MIDDLE NAME.

THESE DAYS people are know by there MIDDLE SURNAME.

MADHURI DIXIT  NENE 

KAREENA KAPOOR KHAN

AISHWARYA RAI BACHAN 

Well  Girls these days are in no mood to compromise with their born surname ..

Well  YOU can  classify 

EG :

AISHWARYA RAI BACHAN

CASE1  : AISHWARYA  BACHAN

CASE2  : AISHWARYA RAI BACHAN 

CASE3  : AISHWARYA  ABHISHEKH

well CASE3  is rare its just for the Facebook  profiles.

But CASE 2 is with 80 % married girls.

They dont  want to loose their identity .

Sometime they even fight for this with their husband .

QUESTIONS OF ARRANGE MARRIAGE !!

Well , West must be surprised with the concept of the arrange marraige .
How can u be in love to a person whom u were introduced  by  ur parents.

But  it works more more than any other form of marriage.

Well I to passed from such situation.

Thought of sharing .

Well it is like ,.Boy or Girl  meets at him or her place , with there parents .

and after some tea , coffe they are given Private space to discuss.


Saram (Shyness) and  LAJJA  depends constant or varies depending upon questions.

Boy : Hello
Girl  : Hi

So tell me something about u ..
and the interiview (boy or  girl  depending upon the dominance and ambitions ) starts

Boy :What  are your hobbies..is the standard epic question since Akbar invaded India .

Girl  : Dancing or Singing is always constant.
Girls are creative so ..they also says painting and music is always attached.

GIRLS :viceversa Q to boy..

Boy : English S ONGS (newly adapted LINKING PARK , BACK STREET BOYS )
and Cricket  .

BOYS : Will u work after  marriage .

GIRL : depends.


BOY :U had any bf  during college.

GIRL  :instead of y/n ..
there is always counter question attached.

Did u had any GF ??



GIRL : DO U DRINK ??

BOY  : BY defauly occasionally

GIRLS ARE SMART THESE DAYS ::  counter Q .

Wat .. vodka , viksy ??

BOYS is shocked for a moment .


:D

I WANT IT , but I have to tell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

Well these thing still prevail in  INDIA .


Well guest are common in  INDIA with or without introduction.

and someone says farewell are unhappy and sad ..but in many cases.

Farewell is always associated with  3 shades of  GANDHI
i.e  money.

That moment when ur relative at gate and he is picking out that  50/100/500
rs note..and whats ur first reaction

NO ,
NA ATLA BADHA NA HOI (gujrati)
ITNA  BAHUT HE
AP TO HAD KARTE HO HAR BAR PAISA DENA
CHINTU TU HATH NAI LAGAHGA US PESA KA .
This is 2 much.


We so desperately want that ..but still we say no !!

Because..NO IS mandatory.

it is essential part of manner in INDIA .
Never take it on first occasion.

Always after three to 4 no .

Its looks GOOD !!!!

:D

DHARAM SANKAT : D

To favor mom or wife

Well this is bit different from all.
Whom to support .
In other world , INDIANS also says as  " Dharam Sankat".

I wont explain with this example,U might guess by yourself.

But simple..In between the quarrel between mom and wife

I mean sas(mother in law) and bahu  , the problem is always at the son place .

Whom to support ??
WIFE or MOTHERS.

Both are dearer..atleast  in joint family , mama boy etc etc.
and According to INDIAN customs also.

Well here ..one decision and 2 person feels bad
and son is always considered default.
other may be wife or mother.

The  consequence  are always at bedroom if its wife u made unhappy .
or  emotional atyachar  if u made your mother unhappy.

Why dont we Give the Things on first sight

Well , this is based on pure observation.

Well  I have stayed in Hostel and people from all the parts of INDIA have come .
SO  I personally notices such thing

and even  later also .

Well take a simple example .

You and  your colleague  are having lunch at the table.And as usual everyone open there tiffin boxes and  .

For eg ..A B and C are sitting on the table.

A got some sweet or some thing different from routine.
B and C are having  there normal lunch .

At first B and C thought that A will offer them .
Sometime even offering is more important. You know so well that corresponding person wont eat .

But just when the lunch was about to finish and A felt
1) he cant finish the thing
2) he is already done , i.e overfilled stomach .

Eg : He offers Well  B and  C have it ..

I completely forgot  .
:D

Something same happens ..

People in hostel used to bring nasta (food ) from home ..
and they dint shared until it got wasted  .

DAD AND MOM

Well!!

So when u were young there must be the cases u must be your dad  favourite and your  brothers ans sisters  would be mom favourite.
They never differentiated  did they??

 Something completely different  happened .
 You are married and u have your own kiths and kins.
And  your dad and mother are old .

And u have you establish  your  norms.

That DAD and mom will stay 6 months with me and remaining 6 months with my
brother.

Well there are some cases where they have choices , they want to stay both
places.
But majority , I have seen that brothers have there time table
set up.
First quarter DAD will stay at my place
and remaining at his place ??

Am I wrong ???

Driver enjoys rides of ur 80 lack S CLASS MERC !!!

Wha t happens in INDIA!!!

Well ,  you bought a mercedes SUV or a AUDI Q7.
U have a 60 to 80 lac ,merc .audi or porcshe .

But who driving it ??
Ur driver .
First of all CAR is/was/will be  a status symbol

Was that driver too ?/

Ur comapany provided.

Or may be u can relax a bit and look on the files / calls at back seat.

But u cant have a joy of Driving 0-100 km 3 to 6 sec car.

ISn't it??