LAST BARTAR SYSTEM EXISTED IN INDIA

 .

Remember when ?

I dont know when but ya..it surely existed ..in Gujarat a decade back
and also exits in some parts of the GUJARAT .

Utensils inplace of old clothes.

HOw the Hawkers approch of sale ?

He/She keeps on chanting  PRALABARNI.

means utensils and vessels
in the exchange of the clothes

Well its not a east job,,,even more worst than bargaining .


The corresponing seller want more and more clothes in place of
a small utensil or a vessel.

u give 5 to 8 clotes u get a small vessel.
For a sort of cooker u need to pull down entire wardrobe of your old clothes

:D

Repetative Chants JOBS

 Person working at Laptops and Smartphones shops .


SO the whats the questions they encounter.
wat ever they come ..they have to learn this slogan

HP :one year service
   4 gb ram
   2 gb dedicated graphic card
   1 tb hd

Dell :3 years accidental polity
     "rest is the same


MOBILE fellow : 2 gb ram
                1.5 ghz quad core processor
Gorilla glass
dual camera  ,dual sim
     

TWO MOST FRUSTATING MOMENT WHILE SHOPPING :D

Shopping is one of the most joyous feeling but it comes at a cost of standing long.

SUPERMARKET : Once u are don't withe all ur grocery and etc shopping.
U decide which Queue to stand .
There will be 10 Queue ...u don't see the person standing ..but rather the basket of his
.sometimes there are 2 person in the queue with 10 tons of thing
and next queue there are 5 person standing in the line with hand full of the thing.

But
Majority of time the person standing in front of u in your queue
have plenty of thing with two unstuck bar code..which always make the cashier in doubt
and later enter manually or look out for the similar  bar code
The moment is very frustrating.

SECOND INSTANCE is the Change room of the mall

The person inside does what , GOD knows.

First he takes 4 piece with him . change all and show them to his corresponding person

the left and right dressing room always open first ..but the ones you are standing always
take times
:D  

THAT FRUSTRATING Whats app Group.

Well ,We all are in that one whats app group   we hate the most.
It must be any old family friends, distance cousins, mates of school
and some x , y z friend .

Well we always hate this group.
For many reasons

PINGING unnecessary

GOOD MORNING and GOOD Evening.

ASKED IN IIT's only 1 % can answer

Signs of movie ,actor, places :D


There are plenty of such group

Majority have kept this as a silent.

Majority also are thinking ..we will escape that one late night ..when
everyone is sleeping...:D

SALE FLAT 50 % ..is it Really ??

well we all know there are three season summer,monsoon ,winter in FIFO .
It's just sometimes the dominance of summer which don't follow FIFO all times,
Come and go as cameo in between Monsoon and winter.

There one more season called as SALE .
which comes twice once in JAN and once in Mid JULY to AUG.

Well thing happens in sale.

You get message and call from everywhere u had fed your no ..which at times
is frustrating if u are in work.

Sale is always applicable if u buy 2 to 3.

There is never a flat 50 % sale because


There is always fresh stock ,..,:D

A Woodland shoes u like it or a LOUIS PHILLIP shirt
will be never on sale..or it will be buy 2 get 3 free..

What  I  am supposed to do with that 3 LP shirt.

THE WORST thing about sale is


They have sorted on the basis of HOURS ..and even gender discrimination
and the last but not the least is that
Never ending QUEUE.

SODA AND LAYS AND ICE = PARTY :D

Well liqur is almost legal in all the states of INDIA .
But we all know  GUJARAT is always and will be dry state of INDIA.

HOW to make out there gone a party tonigh.

A general scenario ..is that

If a customer comes at ur shop ..for SODA , ICE AND CHIPS (multiple , chakna)
There gone a PARTY at his home.

FREE Service is never a FREE SERVICE :D

FREE SERVICE :

Free services mistakes

Well u purchase a car or a bike

there are 3 free services given by mostly all   companies.

First one is line 1000 km or 3 months whichever comes first.

Mistakes Indian DO is that we forget whichever comes first .


Second thing is that

Free service is always associated with a $$
MONEY

Fellow will tell u something or other u are bound to take it

sometime he will tell engine oil is must ...
or external coating or etc etc


That free service which u are looking for is never a free service

:D 

HAND Writing .

We , all know the Gandhiji had one of the worst handwriting, but we also know
doctors of INDIA also have the same.
DOCTORS : have a bad hand writing :Is that come in their academics,??

It's not limited to MBBS, but also MD DM  and MS AND MCH.

At times even  chemist is in the doubt..is that overlapping a or
e.



9/10 doctor's have a very bad  handwriting.

A font should be introduce  just like arial , times roman .

:DOCTORS .
:D

BIG FAT INDIAN WEDDING!!

 Well in INDIA , November and December is a marriage season , everthing  whether its horse or pony  , 

a beauty parlor ,  dj  , pandit or maharaj  , catering , hotel room is jam packed. Well here in Gujarat mostly..must be the same scene in other states also .

NRI prefer to come as its a bit cold and probably the best time to marrige.

Recently I  HAD been to many of my relatives and friend marrige and found something strange .

Well on an invitaion card  dinner timing was  mentioned from 7 to 11 , so generally guest arrive after 7, but were is the bride and groom 

They dint arrive till 8.30 ...:d

Many guest who came had finish by 7.45 but were busy waiting for the couple to come so that they can finish the formality .

 :D

The art of bargaining ......500..no 400 no 375 no 325 ok done :D

 

 

Well Barganing is a art , those who know  are the best consumers .Its not  a easy task and in India its really not easy..

 

Only Rule of bargaining 

 

First and formost .

Suppose  I  go to the shop and like a  shoes and the  seller tell me 1000 bugs .

And  u straightforward tell him 800 and if say yes. U are caugh in confusion

U don’t have to say it so soon , the conversation ends with buying up the shoes,

 

Instead start with like I  want 600 and he will say , even i  don’t get in 600 bucks himself

Than late try reverce process, increase ur price 600 to 650 and walk a little and tell him the

final price .

The CHANGED QUEUE!!!!!

How often it happens  when u change the queue and join the adjacent , hoping to run fast ??

Almost  7/10  times we do such things especially in the mall , movie tickets petrol bunk and mostly in the traffic.

And did that the thing work ???

the answer will be no atleast 50 % of times.

:D 

Luxury is now a Basic NECESSITY !!

Well, something which were luxury some years back is now a necessity !!

One of the best example is AC : Air Condition.

In late 90;s if u see  window ac hanging outside any  room the person was considered a rich .

Now a days these thing is every next door.Thanks to EMI which has changes the entire scenario of  shopping.

and also a BIG thanks to that AUTO OFF AND ON BUTTON in ur ac because every unit counts.:D

We all set a timer of 3 to 5 hr depending upon the coolness and the financial ability.

Isnt it ?????

WHAT HAPPENS IN INDIA

THINGS INDINA SAYS

Well Here in INDIA

I have experienced both of these things ..

While riding a bike  , if u have forgotten to pull up ur side stand and you  are driving
without knowing .There will be some or other person who will come and tell ur side stand is
not proper or pull it up.

Second thing is .while driving your vehicle with head  lights on , and u will  encounter this many times
some people  will  indicate ur head light is on with shaking his hand sign.

Address : Well GPS is hardly used mostly in luxury car.
People still have a habit of asking stranger on road or the best is to  ask
AUTO drivers.


:D

FREE SHIPPING ????

THAT SHIPPING CHARGE IS HALF THE RATE OF THE ORDER PURCHASE .

E commerce ..is the cheapest and most used these days in India.

U get..so many things all thing in all sizes these days ..some e commerce sites
has also made 24 hrs delivery which is the best.

Morning u order your product..from office and by the time u reach home. it will be there or may be
next day  morning.

But sometime ..the shipping charge are almost half of even more than half of product.

For eg : a 200 rupee kurti on y**me.com
has an delivery charge of 119 rs.

:D

sometime we order 2..atleast  to save that shipping charge..


LOGIC

cheaper the product ...they cover in shipping charge..

COD AND FREE Shipping will be available in more than 400 to 1000 rs bracket.